My collection of weird stories, and regional misadventures.
Giving Taker a Ride
A 5-part chauffeur’s tale about taking the WWE legend to Canada for a match.
I Played for the President
My band play a fundraiser for Sen. Patty Murray attended by Bubba Clinton in 1998. Here’s the whole story. Spoiler alert: The President did not sit in with the band.
Operation: Free Lunch
In the mid-2000s, I had a mission: infiltrate business meetings and conventions in downtown Seattle and get a free lunch. These are my stories.
Last Night a DJ Almost Took His Life
A wedding DJ’s Bridezilla experience.
I Have Driven Greatness
Snippets of some of the rich and famous that I have driven, from Donny Osmond to Tenacious D.